coinbase on hood Buy $COH

A community takeover, live on Robinhood Chain

Cryptocurrency for all.*

* Offer only valid on RobinHood.

$COH is the memecoin Coinbase built by accident: a monument to zero listings, lost users, and a road so long it has its own tweet. So we moved the party to Robinhood Chain, where holding $COH pays you dividends in $COIN and the only item on the roadmap is to flip Coinbase in market cap. Launched in public on Long.

Buy $COH Read the receipts
Dividends paid, live from Robinhood Chain
paid to holders
in tokenized Coinbase stock
The roadmap (it has one item: flip Coinbase)
×349,876 to go Us: $121k. Them: $42.45B. We are 0.00029% of the way there.
The $COH banner: a collage of headlines, charts and tweets documenting Base's zero listings era Exhibit 0
Fig. 1: The state of the union, as compiled by the community.
Coinbase listings 0 flat since inception
Base launches ▼ "declining sharply" (Decrypt)
Killer SocialFi dapp … still loading
$COH holders ▲ up only

The receipts

We didn't write the case against them. They did. We just kept the paper.

Exhibit A
"gm! we have a long road ahead to bring the next billion onchain"

Three years later: the road remains long. The billion remains offchain.

Exhibit B
"Coinbase CEO admits Base's SocialFi strategy didn't work"

Self-snitching, but make it onchain.

Confirmed
Exhibit C
"Create Coin on Base now in decline: launches have dropped sharply over the past six months"

Fewer launches. More room for us.

Exhibit D
"Daily active users on Base have declined since mid-2024"

Everyone left. We moved in. Rent was cheap.

Exhibit E
"TVL on Base continues to lag behind other major L2s and has stagnated this year"

Stagnant water. Perfect for a swamp coin.

Exhibit F
"Still no killer SocialFi dapp?"

Asked politely. Answered with silence.

No reply
Exhibit G
"Coinbase's big Base mistake offers an important lesson for the crypto industry"

Our whitepaper, peer reviewed by Fortune.

Exhibit H
"Jesse Pollak hands Base app leadership to Cobie after admitting social bets fell short"

New management, same listings: zero.

Handed off
Exhibit I
"Coinbase's Base promotes unofficial meme coin, traders ape in and get rekt"

$17.1M to $1.9M in 20 minutes. A speedrun, technically.

Base SocialFi status

Top social apps on Base, last 30 days · Source: Dune · Refreshed: never

Iconic. Legendary. Zero listings.

Hold $COH. Get paid in $COIN.

Every trade in the $COH pool pays a fee, and most of it flows straight back to holders as dividends, paid in COIN, the tokenized Coinbase stock. No staking, no lockups, no claiming ritual: hold and receive.

They ignored us. We became shareholders.

How to buy

Three steps. Which is three more than Coinbase took on SocialFi.

  1. Get a wallet

    Any injected wallet works. Even Coinbase Wallet. Especially Coinbase Wallet. The irony is free.

  2. Bridge to Robinhood Chain

    Send some ETH over to Robinhood Chain. Everyone is leaving Base anyway; consider this the group chat's new address.

  3. Swap for $COH

    Swap on Long, where we launched, or paste the contract address into your DEX. Accept no imitations. The imitation is the point of the original.

Contract address 0xefe604b98a6c62cf578de5705c97671cf6ef1e18